This is what I like to call wedges gone wrong (I initially just typed weddings gone wrong). That is where my head is at friends. Anyway... can someone please tell me what the hell is going on here?! Why are designers like Burberry, Jimmy Choo, and DVF creating such hideous stilts? That is what these are. Glorified stilts. That last pair is being sold at Bergdorf Goodman for $1,500. Yes, you can pay $1,500 so that your feet look like they were attacked by straw. When I sport a pair of wedges, I'd like to be able to a) walk b) not twist an ankle c) look like a normal human being.
Is that too much to ask!?
you know what else makes me want to vomit on the floor in saks? FLATFORMS. someone please tell me how those are attractive? i don't get it. people say "they're so comfortable" and i say "yea, so are nikes and they look a hell of a lot better". frankenstein feet are not attractive. this makes me want to hit people!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're kidding! These are ridiculous! The last pair are awful, and I still can't get over those coral pairs. That wouldn't be flattering on most anyone!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more. These are hideous.
ReplyDeleteeeeks. yah i would fall over if i tried to walk in these shoes.
ReplyDeleteI could never wear those! I would probably tip over :) I actually just purchased a cute pair of wedges from Aldo the other day! They were on clearance so it was a sweet deal :)
ReplyDeleteHaha I couldn't agree more, yikes.
ReplyDeleteagree with christin - the flatforms are just as scary!!
ReplyDeleteThe Jimmy Choo's are actually STUNNING IRL, but the others I could do without. Flatforms like mentioned above - worst and 10x uglier.
ReplyDeleteflatforms are hein. I agree. I actually don't HATE the coral ones (I could just be blinded by coral) but I definitely wouldn't purchase any of these.
ReplyDeleteHahaha love this post & so true! WTF were they thinking?! Loving ur blog! Totslly following!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same exact thing when I was shopping yesterday! And HOOOKER HEELS are EVERYWHERE!!!!!! I am already tall and I am just looking for a sexy little boost, not another 5 inches.
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